Пираты захватили баржу с бабами.
Начали делить - одному не хватает.
Кинули жребий - кок в пролете.
Капитан, пожалев кока, командует:
- Три дня кок готовит все, что захочет. Кто будет недовольный - отдаст свою бабу.
День первый: кок набрал самой тухлой рыбы, не солил, не перчил, картошку не клал - сварил уху. Все наворачивают, нахваливают.
День второй: кок набрал самой отвратной требухи, чешуи, водой помойной залил, ноги в кастрюле помыл - сварил уху. Все жрут, еще добавки просят.
День третий: кок думал-думал, ничего в голову не приходит. Взял и просто насрал в тарелки.
Ставит тарелку перед боцманом. Боцман, опасливо принюхиваясь:
- Говно?
Кок, с вызовом:
- ГОВНО!!!
Боцман берет ложку, пробует:
- Ммммм... Аниме - это искусство!
adamsas: too much russians in my team
adamsas: cant win
Epic Sax Guy: I almost gonna delete this shit game coz of russians
Epic Sax Guy: how bbad they are
Nox: xD
Epic Sax Guy: the iinteresting part is
Epic Sax Guy: this russians are pushiing microfon
QQQQQQQ: dude, all know that russians are fucking cancer
QQQQQQQ: b ut we (normal) peaople
QQQQQQQ: cant do shit
QQQQQQQ: they are like cocrouches
QQQQQQQ: they will be every where
QQQQQQQ: even u try to delete them xd
wtf man u know these elsa and spiderman videos for kids?
apparently the deeper you go, the worse shit you get, it starts with the actual elsa and spiderman videos, after that you get elsa and spiderman shit with real children (children getting injections in their ass for example), then you get actual child porn
"If you go on some YouTube channels like SimpleFuns, the videos that are supposedly for young children (2-5 years old) show very suggestive content that very few parents would approve of (Adultery, injections, sex, eating feces, watersports), but the themes being presented are very easy for children to understand and digest. But, we can dig deeper...
Some YouTube channels show seemingly innocent thumbnails and titles, but if you click on them, videos of children giving handjobs to old men and child rape is shown instead. For fear of Reddit's admins and national laws surrounding this, I will not disclose any channels that show this."
has anyone here read alan turing the enigma?
i just watched the movie inspired by this book and at the end it is said that turings work inspired generations of research into 'turing machines' (start of computers), so i googled this up a bit to learn more about it and it is times like these that make me realise how much of a dumb fuck i am, and it really deepens my depressed state of midn
then i come to dotabuff and i feel a little bit better but only until something similar occurs again
I'm pretty sure anti-mage is the most comfy hero in the game now.
You can literally just play 1v9 farming simulator and win the game because 3ks don't understand how to push objectives unless the objective involves a neutral creep.
Пираты захватили баржу с бабами.
Начали делить - одному не хватает.
Кинули жребий - кок в пролете.
Капитан, пожалев кока, командует:
- Три дня кок готовит все, что захочет. Кто будет недовольный - отдаст свою бабу.
День первый: кок набрал самой тухлой рыбы, не солил, не перчил, картошку не клал - сварил уху. Все наворачивают, нахваливают.
День второй: кок набрал самой отвратной требухи, чешуи, водой помойной залил, ноги в кастрюле помыл - сварил уху. Все жрут, еще добавки просят.
День третий: кок думал-думал, ничего в голову не приходит. Взял и просто насрал в тарелки.
Ставит тарелку перед боцманом. Боцман, опасливо принюхиваясь:
- Говно?
Кок, с вызовом:
- ГОВНО!!!
Боцман берет ложку, пробует:
- Ммммм... Аниме - это искусство!
Аниме - это искусство!
stop guyss
thanjs spunki i have cancer now
https://a.pomf.cat/dekzaf.mp4
http://webm.land/media/EURx.webm
@allison
https://a.pomf.cat/mafvaw.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/aecnji.mp4
guess it says free pOOs
adamsas: too much russians in my team
adamsas: cant win
Epic Sax Guy: I almost gonna delete this shit game coz of russians
Epic Sax Guy: how bbad they are
Nox: xD
Epic Sax Guy: the iinteresting part is
Epic Sax Guy: this russians are pushiing microfon
QQQQQQQ: dude, all know that russians are fucking cancer
QQQQQQQ: b ut we (normal) peaople
QQQQQQQ: cant do shit
QQQQQQQ: they are like cocrouches
QQQQQQQ: they will be every where
QQQQQQQ: even u try to delete them xd
man sasha is very hot but i have a few questions
1) does she work at mcdonalds 24/7?
2) how did she have the note with her phone number ready for the guy? and secondly, i'm kinda certain doing this gets you fired
3) why do her friends visit her at mcdonalds, and, more importantly, does she think/do they think she is cool for working at mcdonalds?
also why does the interview go like this:
her: "sasha"
interviewer: "ye ure hired"
yes
do u introduce urself like that to each other in russia? just say ur name?
florian
FLOOOOOOORIAAANNNNNN
florian, are you GAY?
man someone was so racist in that discord channel wtf
can some1 translate into human language
http://cdn-2.oddshot.tv/m/render-captures/480p/Golden-Retriever-Lovers-HJCbMnsEc64U8W8NfY-LMw.mp4
https://a.pomf.cat/iipwyl.mp4
wtf man u know these elsa and spiderman videos for kids?
apparently the deeper you go, the worse shit you get, it starts with the actual elsa and spiderman videos, after that you get elsa and spiderman shit with real children (children getting injections in their ass for example), then you get actual child porn
very interesting utube
wth are u tlaking about
this kinda stuff
"If you go on some YouTube channels like SimpleFuns, the videos that are supposedly for young children (2-5 years old) show very suggestive content that very few parents would approve of (Adultery, injections, sex, eating feces, watersports), but the themes being presented are very easy for children to understand and digest. But, we can dig deeper...
Some YouTube channels show seemingly innocent thumbnails and titles, but if you click on them, videos of children giving handjobs to old men and child rape is shown instead. For fear of Reddit's admins and national laws surrounding this, I will not disclose any channels that show this."
)
? wth are u talking about
this
https://youtu.be/2FGB3L76feE?t=1m21s
elsagate was a thing like half year ago already
i'm a bit suprised to see it again
yall triPPIn
i mean i knew about these videos, that they're retarded and probably for pedos
but clicking deeper to get actual child porn? not gonna check that one)
fuck u
has anyone here read alan turing the enigma?
i just watched the movie inspired by this book and at the end it is said that turings work inspired generations of research into 'turing machines' (start of computers), so i googled this up a bit to learn more about it and it is times like these that make me realise how much of a dumb fuck i am, and it really deepens my depressed state of midn
then i come to dotabuff and i feel a little bit better but only until something similar occurs again
READING BOOKS IN
LOl?
whats the ear rape song on that got webm tho
man SKIM-CHAN can i please have my other acc unpermabanned PLEase my posts have been friendly and within the code of conduct for quite some time !!!!
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should i buy kollegah and farid bang concert ticket or not I CANT DECIDE
those fa.gs should finally release the full album so i can decide
nice behavior score C = unwinnable games
I'm pretty sure anti-mage is the most comfy hero in the game now.
You can literally just play 1v9 farming simulator and win the game because 3ks don't understand how to push objectives unless the objective involves a neutral creep.
0xC0FF3E*0x57AFF5 yee doing this on paper sure seems like some FuN!
Try doing 0xC0VFEFE * 0xC0VFEFE hahAH! =)
Get it, because "covfefe"! ;) "LOL!"
there is no v in hex????? TARD
sharing memes nobody understands BrokeBack
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