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General Discussionwhat is pharma-chan?

what is pharma-chan? in General Discussion
BigReddChungus

    am i supposed to farm my own jackie chan?

    Glimmer of Dawn

      Parma-chan went to learn pharmaceuticals and had a kid with Jackie Chan.

      On a farm.

      Aimstrong

        cheese

        kowareta

          parma-chan is our goddess.
          donate $4 so i entitle u as my left hand (right already taken).
          but be aware, im left-handed, u must do some nasty job down there for me, uWu.
          thanks.
          -one of parma-chan whorships

          BigReddChungus

            thank you for all the insightful comments so far, i feel much more educated now

            Glimmer of Dawn

              You're welcome.

              I'm glad that we have such joyful threads on dotabuff.

              Almost doesn't feel like dotabuff.

              kowareta

                my question is, where did u hear that word OP?

                Glimmer of Dawn

                  I wonder! It's truly a mystery.

                  Maybe it was Trump tweeting?
                  Or a prophecy from Oracle?

                  BigReddChungus

                    i was having a dream and someone whispered that words in my ear and it gave me a tingling sensation, so i thought i would use the hivemind of dotabuff to figure out its true meaning

                    Glimmer of Dawn

                      A prophecy then!

                      MuLLi

                        WoW!!! Parma-Chan religion going viral!

                        Rome and Pope will fall!

                        varjager

                          For me "parma" is italian food delicacies, ham and cheeses etc. Also a city and football team.

                          kowareta

                            huh, like indian cows. we whorshiping parma-chan here, but ppl in italy eating her. wierdChamp

                            BigReddChungus

                              we did it

                              kowareta

                                i did that. i did all of these

                                Glimmer of Dawn

                                  The cult of parma-chan started here

                                  kowareta

                                    dont steal the credits u fucks.

                                    Glimmer of Dawn

                                      All you man it’s k

                                      kowareta

                                        thank u
                                        i thought im losing her for a moment
                                        sry for langauge

                                        BigReddChungus

                                          Relax you're doing fine.

                                          '96 Neve Campbell

                                            Pharma-chan is me but on medication, or perhaps I am the one distributing idk

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                                            kowareta

                                              the goddess revealed herself.
                                              long may she reign

                                              -UwU

                                              AloneInKyōto

                                                Hi, where can i Sign up?

                                                ywn

                                                  JOBD

                                                  Glimmer of Dawn

                                                    In blood on the dotted line

                                                    MuLLi

                                                      She is POS 6

                                                      New meta!

                                                      varjager

                                                        Whats up with this obsession with parmaviolets?

                                                        MuLLi

                                                          Because it is cheapest "pirihuora" available

                                                          kowareta

                                                            Hi, where can i Sign up?

                                                            u must pass the test bruh. its not that ez.
                                                            u should prove me u are ready to give ur life for our course. u should send in all chat "Parma-chan the goddess UwU" every game.
                                                            u must have anime profile. donation is appreciated too.

                                                            if u are still interested, send me $4 steam wallet and u are one of us. i will announce u as parma-chan whorshiper here.
                                                            gl
                                                            -parma-chan the autism fighter

                                                            MuLLi

                                                              All praise!!! Our copy paste master Parma-chan the all mighty!

                                                              kowareta

                                                                ^ not a true believer here. he dont understand parma-chan is baiting autistic dotabuffers with copy-pasta in perma banning.
                                                                our goddess sacrificing herself for us but no one here understand. she is beyond of our understanding. hope next more intelligent generations remember her as good as she was.

                                                                BigReddChungus

                                                                  ^ it is just a dumb cow, it does not understand

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                                                                  MuLLi

                                                                    ^Haha stupid rabbit do not even know who is parma-chan

                                                                    Glimmer of Dawn

                                                                      Guys remember we are all equal thanks to the grace of parna-chan

                                                                      So long as you have joined the cult

                                                                      Everyone else is lost

                                                                      BigReddChungus

                                                                        dont make me destroy you cow, i'm about to analyze when you play and then buy a smurf around your level and then dumpster you in your games

                                                                        one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                                          i like how all the drones here are very obviously fawning over this woman and she enjoys all the attention just as obviously but it's 2019 and it's not cool to do that anymore so each respective party has to add a layer of irony on top of that to look like it's just a silly ironic joke, yea we are actually making fun of people like these hehe <3~~~

                                                                          +10 irony points to each one of you guys

                                                                          kowareta

                                                                            no im not joking at all.
                                                                            im honest.
                                                                            i love parma-chan.
                                                                            im whorshiping her every day.
                                                                            UwU

                                                                            LegendaryHD

                                                                              no im not joking at all.
                                                                              im honest.
                                                                              i love parma-chan.
                                                                              im whorshiping her every day.
                                                                              UwU

                                                                              Gay.

                                                                              kowareta

                                                                                call me whatever u want.
                                                                                idc.
                                                                                it wont stop me

                                                                                boring personality

                                                                                  parma chan best girl

                                                                                  AloneInKyōto

                                                                                    Isn’t parma-chan a guy weeb who gets boners off of Animes?

                                                                                    LegendaryHD

                                                                                      Glimmer of Dawn

                                                                                        I actually have no idea who parma-chan is.

                                                                                        I imagine she’s a weeb dota player who streams?

                                                                                        Playing along with the joke was fun though.

                                                                                        kowareta

                                                                                          Go spread ur profanity somewhere else u fucks

                                                                                          boring personality

                                                                                            :thinking:

                                                                                            kowareta

                                                                                              Are u blind glimmer
                                                                                              The goddess revealed herself in this thread
                                                                                              As holy book says
                                                                                              "parma-chan has set a seal upon their hearts and upon their hearing, and over their vision is a veil."

                                                                                              boring personality

                                                                                                Dunno why it's so hard for people to understand that girls play videogames too

                                                                                                AloneInKyōto

                                                                                                  He’s a dude who doesn’t have a Girlfriend. Instead venerates his frustration upon animes

                                                                                                  kowareta

                                                                                                    I understand now why jihad exist
                                                                                                    This non believers are so annoying
                                                                                                    If u dont like us just go away man
                                                                                                    Were just smileyfacing ppl who whorshiping parma-chan
                                                                                                    Were harmless

                                                                                                    Glimmer of Dawn

                                                                                                      The problem is I already have a professed faith. Sorry :(

                                                                                                      '96 Neve Campbell

                                                                                                        All these theories about me being a guy are interesting to say the least, especially from people I have literally never met nor seen on the forum lmao