General DiscussionAyy lmao

allison where do you get these emotes
or is it new bttv one

new bttv

ill never get tired of pokemon go memes even when i dont play it
id go to team instinct for sure LUL

team valor SwiftRage

Nobody picks Instinct, that's why I picked it so I can mess around with the other teams
Smh I don't play this game anymore

fuck the feds fuck the police fuck the dea

lol

All reddit f4gs are bad, they are bad and have to boost/cheat so they can show their e-penis size to all the redditf4gs.
Didn't he opened a thread on reddit that says "Last year I was just a shitpost, today I have more mmr than EE"

While some love, others cannot stand each other. Read how does Sagittarius, Virgo and Libra see Leo, Capricorn, Gemini, and other signs ...

How Aries sees:

Taurus: Too slow, inactive, bothersome

Gemini: God!

Cancer: Cry too easily

Leo: Okay, but why not to admit that I'm better than him

Virgo: freak, but there is something...

Libra: Indecisive is trying too hard to calm down

Scorpio: Honestly, I do not know what I think

Sagittarius: Fun!

Capricorn: We argue regularly. Even when he's right, I have to fight back

Aquarius: Something is wrong with him
Pisces: Weak man

How Taurus sees:

Aries: Too impatient. It's a little aggressive!

Gemini: Chill dude….

Cancer: It's great, but has a problem with emotions

Leo: Nobody cares for you, stop bragging

Virgo: I like him, I like organized people. Maybe a little too organized

Libra: I like him, but he asks to be treated like a king

Scorpio: It's cool. I do not understand him exactly, but I like him

Sagittarius: I like his personality, but not the way he acts

Capricorn: He's great! He likes to command, but, in my case, it is not bad because I need someone to move me on

Aquarius....

Pisces: Adorable!

How Gemini sees:

Aries: He's fun, but has anger issues

Taurus: Booooriiiiinngggggg!

Cancer: I do not like his mood swings

Leo: Brags too much. I just need to troll him, it is very funny when he doesn't realize that I’m joking

Virgo: I think he has obsessive-compulsive disorder

Libra: too worried about his hair

Scorpio: Who?

Sagittarius: Fun to hang out with, but he needs to solve the problem with anger

Capricorn: Why are you acting like that? It’s not the end of the world if I broke the vase, it happens.

Aquarius: Sometimes annoys me, but I can talk to him. I guess he's ok.

Pisces: Too dreamy. Not a good company.

How Cancer sees:

Aries: Why is he so harsh?

Taurus: Able to help has a nice personality

Gemini: I do not like that his family is not in first place for him

Leo: Too into himself. I mean, he has a reason to be, but sometimes exaggerates. He's not that much better than other people.

Virgo: Sweeeettt

Libra: He's good, but sometimes too worried for no reason

Scorpio: Great guy, quiet, just what I need

Sagittarius: Freak! He doesn’t seem to like me

Capricorn: Some people think that is too bossy, but I think he's more than okay

Aquarius: Why is he like that?

Pisces: Soulmate!

How Leo sees:

Aries: Yes, not bad – BUT I’M BETTER!

Taurus: Not my kind of person

Gemini: Chatty, but funny

Cancer: Very nice, has a nice character. However, too shy

Virgo: Do not worry, my shoes and bag perfectly match. Can we hang out now?

Libra: “Think fast” is an abstract noun for him

Scorpio: For some reason does not want to hang out with me. Whatever…

Sagittarius: The Strongest!

Capricorn: WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SO STRICT ON YOURSELF, ESPECCIALY ON ME???

Aquarius: strange…..

Pisces: No

How Virgo sees:

Aries: He needs to get boundaries

Taurus: Okay, a little lazy

Gemini: Terrible, who will catch him?

Cancer: Helpful at home

Leo: It bothers me

Libra: I guess s/he's ok

Scorpio: Charming. However, I cannot figure him out.

Sagittarius: FUUUUUUUNNNNNYYYYYY!

Capricorn: He’s the best!

Aquarius: Why is s/he so lazy when it comes to obligations, but for the entertainment is always in the mood?

Pisces: It's too nice. TOO NICEEE

How Libra sees:

Aries: Too playful for my taste

Taurus: Well, he's cool, not so much, but still cool...

Gemini: Interesting to talk to

Cancer: Romantic. Sweet with others, but constantly change his mood

Leo: charming but arrogant

Virgo: S/he always needs to reach perfection. I want it too, but not so decisively

Scorpio: A little afraid of him

Sagittarius: Chaotic, but a great guy. We share same interests

Capricorn: I’m kinda afraid

Aquarius: Great sense of humor, but often can offend other people
Pisces: He's great; I like his personality, but is too shy, so I can’t talk to him that much

See also: Written 200 years ago: Check out the predictions from Eternal Calendar

How Scorpio sees:

Aries: Ahahaha, no!

Taurus: I like him

Gemini: Too talkative. In fact, he talks all the time, PLEASE TURN HIM OFF!

Cancer: Well, he's good

Leo: I guess he's not so bad

Virgo: I'm not sure if I have an opinion at all

Libra: Fun, but is not determined

Sagittarius: Amusing, but very childish

Capricorn: Okay, serious and determined - I like that

Aquarius: I do not have time for this

Pisces: Sweet but shy

How Sagittarius sees:

Aries: Great, but competitive

Taurus: Not exciting to hang out with, sometimes does not appreciate my sense of humor, but a good friend.

Gemini: Fun! I love to hang out with him

Cancer: He should go out more; staying at home he is missing so many interesting things

Leo: I love it!

Virgo: Uuuughhh. Who spends an hour in the shower when there are so many fun things to do?

Libra: Boring with eternal dilemmas, but a good friend

Scorpio: I do not know what to say... Cool, but too mysterious. Relax, you can tell me everything

Capricorn: Why won’t hang out with me?

Aquarius: Phenomenal person! Only we can come up with so crazy ideas and always have a good time.

Pisces: I do not like.

How Capricorn sees:

Aries: What is he doing with his life?

Taurus: I like him. Great guy, but needs to be more active

Gemini: PLEASE SHUT UP!

Cancer: Too sentimental, but he wants to do everything for me, so I need him

Leo: YOU TOO: PLEASE SHUT UP!

Virgo: The only person here that I cannot trust

Libra: Um, no

Scorpio: Mysterious, I like him

Sagittarius: I can’t think of so many insults right now. I mean, look at him! He is in total chaos

Aquarius: Who?!

Pisces: Am I the only one who realizes that he’s two - faced?

How Aquarius sees:

Aries: Too risky. Yes, I’m also saying that

Taurus: A true friend

Gemini: Great to talk to

Cancer: Oh my God, I do not like this sensitive kind

Leo: Come on, stop thinking that you're the best, you're not

Virgo: Why should he care whether the lamp matches the carpet?

Libra: Great to hang out with, but sometimes too bored with dilemmas

Scorpio: He is interesting...

Sagittarius: Funniest person in the world. When we hang out, the madness has no end

Capricorn: I do not like

Pisces: I'm not sure

How Pisces sees:

Aries: Why is he so angry?

Taurus: Great and reliable friend

Gemini: His jokes are sometimes funny, but sometimes mean

Cancer: It is the sweetest!

Leo: I do not want to make him mad, I'm afraid he will attack me

Virgo: Too hard with himself, he needs to relax

Libra: I really like her, has a versatile personality

Scorpio: I do not know what everyone is afraid of him, he is great guy

Sagittarius: Do not attack weaker

Capricorn: Although too bossy and detested, I think that deep down is not a bad person

Aquarius: Offbeat…

im maxed out what to do now FeelsBadMan
http://eu.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Drophar-2520/hero/82344412

petition for diary rating reset?

anyone?

stuck as fuck

how the fuck do I calculate how many games I need until 4k with my current winrate

You need around 900 games, I think, if you don't start losing more than you lose now after reaching 3.5k+ that is.

how'd you do that?

well, since you have nearly 50% winrate, you'd gain an average of +- 2 mmr per match... Quite simple tbh.

On another note, Attacker VS Miracle, what a time to open up the "Watch" tab in-game. (apparently attacker ez win, unsurprisingly (outdrafted))

ok thanks, I see my mistake now...

I'd watch if I weren't at work, because game looks fun

Attacker played against Miracle twice a few minutes ago. Miracle playing on his main again 9012mmr. Won one lost one

@Dos Catos

Your current winrate in ranked is 41.94%, so you wouldn't be able to climb.

If we take your ranked winrate over last 6 months - 52.29%,
you would need to play 1311 games with the same winrate (52.29%) in order to gain 1500 mmr (from 2500 to 4000)

That's 24 months if you play 2 games a day, or 16 months if you play 3 games a day

where you got that number from? this months winrate? that really doesn't count because aimstrong is shit at this game and I play ranked with him

You need at least 1500 games to break through the 3.9k wall

ez 4k in 500 games

To gain 1500 points, you would need:

600 games with winrate of 55%
750 games with a wrinate of 54%
1000 games with a winrate of 53%
1500 games with a winrate of 52%

and so on..

The difference between your wins and losses, is the actual number of your of games you win.

Player A has a winrate of 53%
Player B has a winrate of 51%

Player A wins 3 times more often than player B, and gains 3x the MMR point of player B, while playing the same number of matches.

mathematics, how do they work

player A wins 3 times more often than player B

he indeed gains 3x mmr of what player B gets, but he doesnt win 3 times more often.

if the asians are forward in time why didn't they warn us about 9/11????

You are right Triple, I should have said 'win-loss' instead 'wins' in that last sentence (or removed the part before the first comma altogether).

Player A wins 3 times more often than player B, and gains 3x the MMR point of player B, while playing the same number of matches.

In practice, the losses cancel out your wins, and only the diference between wins and losses results in net mmr gain or loss.

Why the fuck is @alison playing a demon hunter they are so fucking boring. Play as a monk or smth they are much funner.

Bump.

watchu mean i love my dh
id play smth else but leveling is so slow. at first when i made the dh i didnt notice because i was just doing the campaign and didnt care too much about leveling

that means olem is going to 6k?

Nah man olem is 7k