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General DiscussionLets post some retard matches

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peruvianlastpicker44

    Hello boys, i`ve made this post for you guys to enjoy my self hummiliation and from others that want to do the same, and here it is :
    http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945154668
    0/18 terrorblade playing in europe east with 400+ ping
    let the flame begin ( i doubt you guys posting a worse match from yourself)

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    pluare

      gg wp :((((

      outerspaceboys

        I met a meepo buys tp going mid continue walks to enemy's base, die, repeat.

        THICC BABY SHUM

          Some ppl call me sing sing, idk whats that about.

          iced

            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945988723

            every single game there is retard like this one...
            HON players are much better, i regret starting dota :(

            peruvianlastpicker44

              YNIT, if you dont do 4 madness or 4 force staffs you're not singsing lel

              THICC BABY SHUM

                I build mom armlet battle furry on mirana worked greate have dmg attack speedlife steal hp movement, you need to try.

                Zahard

                  http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/944854131
                  own whole game (hard to push/end because of techies tho) and retarded ck overextends and goes 1vs5 with no buyback, they push and end. gg

                  THICC BABY SHUM

                    lol, mmr?

                    THICC BABY SHUM

                      lone druid so bad didnt go double midas double eblade double dagon 5

                      BenaoLifedancer

                        mmr from 5k to 3k and nonranked game

                        Wooloo

                          http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/947837691
                          My match, ended 2 v 5, dota 2 said that stats won't be recorded.
                          but here it does, so now my vengeful spirit stats are f*cked up here.

                          Madao

                            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/815325077

                            Around 2 kills every minute, endless fails from both teams. Well at least i can say i suck with bs, at least with the old one did not try the new yet.

                            But it was not boring.

                            THICC BABY SHUM

                              2 kills every minute having 1 hour and 27 minute game, check your math m8.

                              ♨Dacheat♨

                                I think this is actually the worst Slardar item build. I knew it was bad when I was building it but I decided to do it anyways.

                                http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/947323141

                                ICE SKULL

                                  http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/948399249

                                  i fed 4 kills on purpose because furion refused to take runes and OD was chasing me, i decided to win in the end

                                  http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/947974268

                                  i gave up but realized slark was evilarthas and decided to see who is the top 1 carry, in the end i won

                                  http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/912424818

                                  i bought back 4 times i think and followed bristleback for at least 10 minutes but still managed to win

                                  THICC BABY SHUM

                                    it was ok build u had 2 carrys, so u were tanky guy with deso effect for team and crimson guard. ac would been nice or vlads

                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                      who ever feeds because they dont like someone in game i swear i hate them so hard this assholes, lost so many games cuz they couldent go solo mid or were crying that kunkka killed them with xmark
                                      Always try to win stop crying, or league of legends is for you.

                                      THICC BABY SHUM

                                        that prophet got good items and was doing wery well. cattyd you, and you feed on purpose.

                                        ICE SKULL

                                          you are normal skill which puts you at 2500-3000 mmr, what gives you the right to decide what i did right and wrong

                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                            Im 3200, and play with friends that are normal bracket, and its a free country so yah. At any bracket, purposly feeding is just baby move.

                                            ICE SKULL

                                              i remember when i picked furi and just tpd mid 24/7, next game i got someone from the previous match who apologized for not listening to me and played very well and we won

                                              so yeah feeding not only makes the game end faster, but ppl start to wake the fuck up and play the game properly

                                              see ur like 3k less than me, do u tell ur boss that hes wrong when he instructs u? no u dont

                                              THICC BABY SHUM

                                                That prophet carrryd you and you won, that feed didnt make you all popular and staff that ppl starting to try to win at 6.2k mmr lol, ur talking like nobody tryes to win at 6.2k, thats sad

                                                THICC BABY SHUM

                                                  And i know im bad, trying very hard to get better, cant play with friends cuz i get distracted. Need to get like 5k person to coach me for a game or 2. Been watching wagamama, sing sing, and ee streams. This game fucking hard. also 1 of every 5 games there is guy who is trolling or trying to lose. To that I can only play 2 to 5 games a day having full time job and college. weekends sometimes spend entire day and night playing learning doto. Most of my friends are around 3k and a couple are 4700 to 5000, so I cant play with lots of friends to get better, just like 3 ppl. Btw sry if I sounded like asshole just perpes feeding happend to me when i do something right and some guy in my team starts to feed cuz i didnt wanted to rosh whenthey have ta and we have no wards. I do ok playing with my 4800 mmr friend rarely feed but happens. always pick support and play my best. Just got dotabuff plus hoping it will help me learn my mistakes.

                                                  Dire Wolf

                                                    Like retarded matches on our end? Or retarded teammates? Cus this one hurt due to the later.

                                                    http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/945169041

                                                    Pain is fresh cus I just noticed on my records it is my record for hero dmg. At a glance maybe it doesn't look that bad, but let me explain the item progression here. TA started strong getting kills and bought a blink.... and then a heart.... she had literally zero dmg all game. For some wacky reason she decides a halberd is a good choice. To disarm void I guess? But void has mkb so there is no point to the dodge. It would've been an easy win if she just built deso/daedulus over heart and three shotted void every time he chrono'd me.

                                                    Then ck. Caught out of our base multiple times, all we had to do was defend and we did so quite well but he got picked off way too much. Once void got an mkb it was over since none of my gold lead mattered anymore, he could solo me in a chrono and my team to dumb/underfarmed to stop him.

                                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                                      sOME TA DID THAT ON MY TEAM TOO LOL

                                                      BIG FAT DUCK

                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/955086323

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                                                        Wish I could get 5k on that account so I can start spamming games on this one again.

                                                        BIG FAT DUCK

                                                          The potm was whining and pinging all game LOL it was hilarious

                                                          I'm going to become a lightknight6969 v2 picking offlane necro/omni/veno

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                                                          صدق86

                                                            low prio match
                                                            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/951274318

                                                            No intentional feeding either, all the kills were legit lol

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                                                            tv/disruptive_pilot

                                                              http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/952978766

                                                              Tell me what you see. TELL ME.

                                                              Mokujin

                                                                I see a fellow Russian CK with a 37% ranked games winrate.

                                                                BIG FAT DUCK

                                                                  hilarious game with all-chat flaming (i was the necro)

                                                                  http://en.dotabuff.com/matches/959700974