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General Discussionwow why am i 2k???????

wow why am i 2k??????? in General Discussion
黒猫(賢猫)

    like srsly i get like 600-700 gpms on ALLL my heroes and like I have a 58% winrate on ranked like WTF!!!
    fuggin trolls EVERY FUGGING GAME WOW I'd should be ATLEAST 4k. I know 5k players that are total SHIT and complain all the time

    com e on valve just gimme some of that mmmr goodness

    like not even a lot no one would miss the mmr that you gave me

    I can think of no way to improve myself, i'm an awesome player and an awesome scary carry

    anybody else feel my pain???

    JDublinson

      0/10 for you my friend

      黒猫(賢猫)

        my FUCKING feeder noob 3k mmr friend brohon stole farm AND LE BALANCED treeman steal farm by press R

        gg next

        the realm's delight

          ill boost u to 5k for hats/money add me

          THICC BABY SHUM

            y did u go midas tho?

            asdf

              ill boost u add me xD

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              THICC BABY SHUM

                boost urself

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                TripleSteal-

                  is it a day of retarded topics or what?

                  THICC BABY SHUM

                    its better then 60 comments of bogi getting 5k mmr lol
                    there is like 100 ppl on dotabuff who are above that so i dont see y its such hot topic

                    Mandalorian

                      You want mmr kid? Then stop playing fuckin unranked most of the time. You're probably one of those scrub little kids who dont know what they want and just keep whining about whatever nobody cares about.

                      黒猫(賢猫)

                        i do want to look into boosting but im already pretty good at smurfing on my alt account

                        im getting into high/ very high skill bracket but I'm not lvl 13 yet and losing a lot because of other smurfs better than me

                        THICC BABY SHUM

                          hahha 1234

                          asdf

                            i will boost u for a cute courier ^~^.

                            asdf

                              do you have a cute courier? ^~^?

                              THICC BABY SHUM

                                no, he has terblade arcana

                                TripleSteal-

                                  YNIT
                                  I guess next time we play in party, we can spam complaint topics about every game (that we obviously gonna lose) to fit in the mainstream.
                                  and also im 6k but got stacked on this mmr cz my teammates are so retarded anchors, ye.

                                  THICC BABY SHUM

                                    im 7k losing cuz enemy team tryhard too much and my team shit

                                    TripleSteal-

                                      btw im not 100% sure thread's description is not sarcastic

                                      asdf

                                        WHEN ARE YOU ADDING ME FOR THE CUTE COURIER BOOSTING?

                                        THICC BABY SHUM

                                          i feel the pain, Triple Steal and me win every game that we try on

                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                            asdf
                                            i can boost you
                                            so far u have 0 mmr

                                            TripleSteal-

                                              i can abuse axe and easily boost your mmr
                                              downwards

                                              BenaoLifedancer

                                                you get 25 mmr avg for every won match and -25 mmr for every lost match!

                                                Do your maths

                                                THICC BABY SHUM

                                                  XD we know u can

                                                  TripleSteal-

                                                    btw here comes ur average gpm trend, little lier

                                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                                      iPad XD

                                                      THICC BABY SHUM

                                                        gpm dsnt mean shit when u cant play kill enemy heroes kill towers kill ancient

                                                        TripleSteal-

                                                          YNIT
                                                          yup, im always using it. 2poor 2buy mac.

                                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                                            TripleSteal
                                                            mac= high price shit quality
                                                            when u buy mac u pay money for brand.

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                                                            Vaikiss`742.

                                                              What if i told u for every game u win u get 25 mmr ?

                                                              so ur only 200 games away from 7k

                                                              TripleSteal-

                                                                ye. i heard friends complaining about it, but they still became addicted to mac, lel.
                                                                anyways PC OP.

                                                                edit: when i bought ipad, i also paid for brand, didnt I?

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                                                                THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                  and every time u lose game u need to win 2 more kappa

                                                                  THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                    mac is rip off, thats all I can say
                                                                    mostly for photoshop and illustrator
                                                                    pc can do those things too, so w/e

                                                                    TripleSteal-

                                                                      pc with doto > rest of leif

                                                                      Mortimer Smith

                                                                        i love u all i have low prio with 3 accounts guys please kill me

                                                                        Dire Wolf

                                                                          lycan 338 gpm http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1292910822
                                                                          morph 361 gpm http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1290653566
                                                                          jug 343 gpm http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1290427104

                                                                          In your last few wins you are averaging 500-550

                                                                          Mortimer Smith

                                                                            DUDE MAKE A SMURF AND STOP COMPLAINING

                                                                            Mandalorian

                                                                              "What if i told u for every game u win u get 25 mmr ?

                                                                              so ur only 200 games away from 7k"

                                                                              Best advice i've heard in a long time. #maxrepostboys

                                                                              Giff me Wingman

                                                                                You are bad, deal with it

                                                                                黒猫(賢猫)

                                                                                  Lol I didnnt ask 4 wut u dota buff LOSERS think

                                                                                  I'm sooooooo much beter than u guys r but my MMR doesn't show it :))))))

                                                                                  TripleSteal-

                                                                                    meh
                                                                                    now sarcasm becomes obvious but its kinda... bad
                                                                                    boring
                                                                                    groundlevel trolling is crap

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                                                                                    Mandalorian

                                                                                      Your mmr shows you are a complete garbage, you're just not smart enough to understand :))))

                                                                                      黒猫(賢猫)

                                                                                        1234

                                                                                        I hav a question 4 u

                                                                                        How do gay smurfs, like yourself, reproduce?

                                                                                        Vas

                                                                                          it looks like u doing pretty well...i dont know why you 2k =[

                                                                                          Mortimer Smith

                                                                                            yeah we reproduce to make smorfs and get a iwoifejqoirgmlkm

                                                                                            LOW FUCKING PRIO LOW FUCKING VOLVOEOWIQFHOQIHWEFIOWQA

                                                                                            Mandalorian

                                                                                              I dont understand what you're saying Kurt. 2k players like you have some other subhuman language, so i need a translator for it.

                                                                                              黒猫(賢猫)

                                                                                                Сука шахраи кек

                                                                                                Я готово 8к MMR Хахахахахпхппхпхпхпххахазщз

                                                                                                Giff me Wingman

                                                                                                  bad troll is bad.

                                                                                                  Mandalorian

                                                                                                    I dont think he is trolling since you have to be smart to do that. And smart players dont have 2k mmr. That means he's just a stupid little boy who's bad at Dota.

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                                                                                                    Giff me Wingman

                                                                                                      So he is a 2k version of bogi?