pretty sure everyone should read this entire thread
http://nadota.com/showthread.php?35604-how-to-get-a-girl-to-have-5-orgasms "i ahd to fake an orgasm once by spitting on the girls back because we were at it for an hour and i got too sore
girls actually get so depressed if they see they cant satisfy you and feel a lack of fulfillment"
Story time, I once had a moment when I lost my boner; we were both drunk/tipsy, she was on top ifyouknowwhatimean and she bit my lower lip so hard while kissing me during her orgasm that it started bleeding, I raged at her and my boner was gone, she was angry because she wanted more and i was just hurt.
No ho.mo 😂😂😂buttt✔✔🆒🔟👌💃imma smokin😅😤😴😭👊👐hot ass penises🍆🍆🔥🔥🍑🍑wit ma hubby😙😘😚😍😍RichHubbyQuan👊👊😭😢gAahhhda😘😘😙yyuumm homie u sexy af 😍😍😚😚 🚔🚓BYTChhhhhCc 👀👀ya💲💲kno👑👑i caint evenn🙅🙅🙅fall asleep ho ⛽🅰🆖👌🔥🍀🍃🐸bcozz i b fucCCCCCKKKKKKKccin my hOmies since✅✔✔🚫tha❕❓❓❓❔❔fifth⃣🆒grade👉👈👇👆👌👌👌got da aids from da😂😂😂homies🙈🙉🙊💃💃but i 😂😂m still giving 😅😅😂😂😴😴$$$UuuUuuuuUuCCCCccCCCC
do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
Why did Universe get a blink dagger? Did he somehow know that this "opportunity" would present itself? The series ended 3-1, 3+1=4, CDEC has 4 letters in it. Why did Icefrog make Dota teams consist of 5 players, the exact number of edges CDEC's logo has? Arteezy and Zai never actually gave a solid answer as to why they left EG. Had they found out about this conspiracy? Why didn't Fear play last year? His replacement was literally named Mason. Who the fuck is Sumail? Does anyone actually believe a random 14 year old kid just destroyed everyone? Why doesn't anyone talk about where PPD was during 9/11? Maybe we're forbidden..or are we? I don't want my hat money supporting terrorist attacks. I'm just a regular redditor like you, asking questions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elRxbGJuCw8
i feel like this whole thread doesnt make much sense w/o it, sadly
but i have a huge collection of dunk memes i ahvent posted yet, so when it comes back, ill flood the hell out of this thread probably
http://i.imgur.com/JVEXQK6.jpg
3,9k playing frankfurt qualifiers 4Head
btw is some1 from here playing there?
lmao nadota forums are seo good
10 years since bbcode...
X(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViObrcen27s
LMFAO
hey allison do u post on nadota?
no but i check them
http://i.imgur.com/wRi4M0T.jpg
pretty sure everyone should read this entire thread
http://nadota.com/showthread.php?35604-how-to-get-a-girl-to-have-5-orgasms
"i ahd to fake an orgasm once by spitting on the girls back because we were at it for an hour and i got too sore
girls actually get so depressed if they see they cant satisfy you and feel a lack of fulfillment"
yea nadota makes for a great read sometimes
Story time, I once had a moment when I lost my boner; we were both drunk/tipsy, she was on top ifyouknowwhatimean and she bit my lower lip so hard while kissing me during her orgasm that it started bleeding, I raged at her and my boner was gone, she was angry because she wanted more and i was just hurt.
Everything was fine tge next day though lmao
Drunk seks can be bad too 😆 beware guys
boyz, we be back again
No ho.mo 😂😂😂buttt✔✔🆒🔟👌💃imma smokin😅😤😴😭👊👐hot ass penises🍆🍆🔥🔥🍑🍑wit ma hubby😙😘😚😍😍RichHubbyQuan👊👊😭😢gAahhhda😘😘😙yyuumm homie u sexy af 😍😍😚😚 🚔🚓BYTChhhhhCc 👀👀ya💲💲kno👑👑i caint evenn🙅🙅🙅fall asleep ho ⛽🅰🆖👌🔥🍀🍃🐸bcozz i b fucCCCCCKKKKKKKccin my hOmies since✅✔✔🚫tha❕❓❓❓❔❔fifth⃣🆒grade👉👈👇👆👌👌👌got da aids from da😂😂😂homies🙈🙉🙊💃💃but i 😂😂m still giving 😅😅😂😂😴😴$$$UuuUuuuuUuCCCCccCCCC
LMAO
└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐
i jsut entered a solo game, some 4.9k player called me ls cz he was highest mmr in the team, and lastpicked another carry
hehe
We played Frankfurt open qualifiers too and got rekt in the third game by two 7k's and three 4-5k's 4head #sadboys
Good shit guise hehehhe
I miss dota so much ffk me :/
If we won 3rd game we would play against Bone7, ComeWithMe, Cancel and the rest of their dumpster stack.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/710/828/7c9.jpg
ye thats me
THERE'S ALWAYS 1 FCKING MONKEY LOADING AND FAILING EVERY FCKING GOD DAMN MOTHERFCKIN TIME IN EVRY SINGLE FCKING GAME!!!!!!
http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-10-05-why-is-always-there-1-retard-who-cant-connect
and ppl said i was cerazy
http://puu.sh/jNF1v/ed55295045.png
I can't fall asleep, cuz dank memes are always on my mind.
Who wakes up @6:30 on a Saturday?
Me BibleThump😐
https://www.facebook.com/JosiPaula/videos/957988697679495/
sagggy and baggy
do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
i just found out that those squares are actually pictures
oh well
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
BATTLE BROTHER
http://i.imgur.com/urTbLSA.png
http://i.imgur.com/3lKGVZ6.png
not this shit again
please don't attempt to rustle my jimmies
e: but i actually kek'd at first one
Okay screw this i'm uploading some pics from my folder on this topic
http://imgur.com/a/XCdRQ
ayyyy
lmao
Why did Universe get a blink dagger? Did he somehow know that this "opportunity" would present itself? The series ended 3-1, 3+1=4, CDEC has 4 letters in it. Why did Icefrog make Dota teams consist of 5 players, the exact number of edges CDEC's logo has? Arteezy and Zai never actually gave a solid answer as to why they left EG. Had they found out about this conspiracy? Why didn't Fear play last year? His replacement was literally named Mason. Who the fuck is Sumail? Does anyone actually believe a random 14 year old kid just destroyed everyone? Why doesn't anyone talk about where PPD was during 9/11? Maybe we're forbidden..or are we? I don't want my hat money supporting terrorist attacks. I'm just a regular redditor like you, asking questions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elRxbGJuCw8
when life gets me down, dank memes picks me up.
Kreygasm i won spin td http://i.imgur.com/ImEKGXt.jpg Kreygasm
it's weird going into a game and having someone say "are you the real salza from dotabuff"
im famous now boys
4Head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOw6-1kOwck
Because of no BBcode, the first post of this thread doesn't even make sense.
i feel like this whole thread doesnt make much sense w/o it, sadly
but i have a huge collection of dunk memes i ahvent posted yet, so when it comes back, ill flood the hell out of this thread probably
PLS GIFF BBCODE FASTOR. I'M HUNGRY FOR DANK MEMES!
http://ask.fm/EternaLEnVy1991/answer/130683492571
^ fucking pedo xD
ee be like http://puu.sh/jS6QU/cf1279cdf4.png
LOLOLOL R.I.P rtz's keyboard :D BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage
how do i save and upload webms?