General DiscussionBeing 4122 solo MMR - Am I possibly a god?

LMFAO

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Waow u must be really good

$30/hour coaching pm only plz

Can you reverse coach me please, I am currently 5K but really want to be low 4K. Plz halp.

I managed to aquire 80% of your MMR in 6.25% of your games. Depressing, isn't it?

If you are a god then I'm you maker.

lol...

id say that the chance that it is a kappa thread is 80% or even more

I bet on that 20% that the OP is just retarted.

According to Dotabuff, you are a normal bracket retard who couldn't carry a feather if your life depended on it. I'm pretty sure there is a significant correlation between MMR and intelligence.

Nice bait

this bait so good look at how much he caught

definitely a god

Havoc is the new blunt. Stop lying, you're fuckin 3k!

btw is jim carry the actual source of troll meme ??
[video]watch?v=09m0B8RRiEE[/video]

look, its the exact same face !!!

I want to be 4K so bad. Can DD or OP please coach me, I can pay.

How about you get to 2k RL skills 1st, nerd?

Havoc i have a 4900acc, if you want i can give it to you

Sure Havoc. Gift me all Immortals you have dupes of and I sure will coach you down to where you belong!

nvm nextlevel emoticons doesnt work here aprpearently

Thank you, I will add you later. Please accept friend request.

Thank me.

Thank you.

b8 4 d@yz