General DiscussionHow to raise mmr

Yes, now please accept my friend request.

or just pick doom

yeh just pick doom, steps 1 and 2 are too hard

Step 1: You write this "can i meepo" "i have perfect micro skills"
Step 2: Pick Meepo
Step 3: Win (Only possible if retard level is below 90%)

Step 1: Pick Pitlord
Step 2: Notice that you cant pick pitlord
Step 3,22: Cry in corner cuz volvo sucks

step 1: open dota
step 2: lose mmr

ez

Step 1: write MMR on piece of Paper
Step 2: pick up paper and raise above head

fool proof

Step 1: degrade to 6.83
Step 2: pick le troll

Step 1: get some dick-enhancement pills
Step 2: no more fucks given about MMR

do it my style in 3 steps:

1: Get drunk on Saturday morning.
2: Drink and play whole day and night
3: Be happy with 400 mmr lose

the doom shit works

step 1: be me
there's no step 2