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Good jokes mate real funny See you at FUCK YOUJ

You're a piece of shit, wait nononono. You're 2 pieces of shit stuck together in a shit factory where they make shit you piece of shit. And do you know what they do to pieces of shit? Nothing, 'cause they are pieces of shit and you can't do anything with pieces of shit. I've tried and so far I got nothing out of you.

So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt play dota with me, cause dota requires a lot of logic and brain, i downloaded him CS:GO and after 2 weeks i see he became global elite, i just wana say THANK YOU VALVE, for creating games like cs:go for every kind of people out there, people who cant play mentally challenging games like dota 2, starcraft and others, thanks you valve once again.

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My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

Hi, 4k player here who reported slahser. Slahser was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLAHSER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5.
Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.

I owe my life to Arteezy. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to Arteezy's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.

EE. when u break up with someone you should probably tell them why, else you end up the bad guy. I know u havent had a gf yet but in time u will meet a nice gurl and when u do, you cant abuse her like u have done aui2000 or PLD.u have been abused, i know loda hurt u. he broke ur heart. But you cant go around doing it to other gurls after u were scared

I'm here to speak with you about a very important issue that we in the Dota2 community face everyday, memes. Memes are infiltrating our ranked queues. Memes are infiltrating our in-houses. Memes are raping our mothers and killing our fathers. The World Health Organization has traced the source to a subset of extremely toxic streamers. This group of streamers is led by the one called SirActionSlacks. If you ever come in contact with SirActionSlacks, please do a 360 and moonwalk away from his stream. Unfollow and unsubscribe. If you do this, we may still have a chance. I dream of a future where Dota2 is played in parks and playgrounds, in office and student lounges, and even in the bedroom, completely free of memes. Please support our cause.

10 years since sing strim. i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame dendi in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep.

Learn the ways of the Russians, speak their language for a while, they might think you are one of them. Then maybe join their team, success might come and fighting for last drink of vodka will be your next objective. Do not give up, you have Dota tournament ahead of you. Then win TI1, but don't stop now, you have to go deeper. Spend 3 more years trying to solve the puzzle of russki power of motherland and then leave the team with full knowledge of understanding of strenght of ROSSIA and PROMISE URSELF THET YU WILL NEVER LOS TO RUS AND KNOW OF COLLAPSING STRONG EMPIRE OF RUSKILAND.
thats basically what I did.

n0tail u r fuckin perfect m8.
you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound g a y, but you are fucking perfect, n0tail.
ty for listening

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I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypernatremia). They had to put an iv directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closest I've ever been to dying.
What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now.

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He just said to his team mate "Hope you kill yоurself" because arteezy is losing and needs someone to blame. What if this guy was an RTZ fan who was depressed and rtz just pushed him over?Can we do something about this reddit? It is so unprofessional. I'm going to write to EG sponsors. Honestly EG never should have picked up Arteezy, he's clearly overrated and an immature kid.

rofl ive never seen the rikor one be4

this is shit

rikor one = typical arin meme FeelsBadMan

actually it was triplesteal who made it

Where's all the drama BibleThump

i made this one
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