General DiscussionCookie can you Calibrate my account?

No.

Why?

not gonna happen

but why cookie?

I'll do it for u if u want.

Cookie tell me why :(

Seems like u alr vhs. Keep it up and calibrate yourself what's the issue? Is cookie some free calibration booster machine ? I already said I'll do it. If u want 1k mmr I can do it n

Coz its same as boosting, only takes less time
Cookie knows people hate boosted shits so cookie doesnt boost
Cookie is smart
Be like cookie

edit: like he said^^

i wanted to do it as an experiment, once i proved it right, it didn't stop those scrubs

all that happened is that it became some shitty boosting service for them, and i got spammed with requests by some insecure kids with mental disabilities, i'm not gonna continue.

so i stopped after 4 accs, i'm not gonna continue.

just calibrate yourself

it's your acc

if you want to be boosted, find a booster and pay him.

you people are dumb....

I'll calibrate it for you
You didn't ask for 4k after calibration tho

Oh i see i get your point cookie, im just trying to get out of cancers in our server.

I'm sure you would
Just keep playing your best and give everything you got in calibration

so btw Cookie does GPM and XPM before CALIBRATING AFFECTS the outcome of the mmr?

no it doesnt, if you read the whole thread

the conclusion is:

for all the unranked matches before the calibration: all it does is set your 1st game's starting mmr(which you are not bound to, obviously)

Whats the point of reaching a high mmr if its not you?

A negative winrate on ranked games means you don't belong in that bracket.

Calibrate on your skill level. High MMR game is not fun if you do not belong in that level.

fuck you cookie you invented a new category of literal shitposts

i've invented a lot of shitpost categories

sadly

^ Ayase, whats the point of playing in low mmr that your teammates keep dragging you down? You may say you dont belong to that mmr but you learn something new. and you can keep up and learn from them

@hoomann, You will just ruin games.

''my teammates are dragging me down''

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/178161129/matches?hero=sand-king&page=2

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/178161129/matches?hero=anti-mage

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/178161129/matches?hero=sand-king

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/178161129/matches?hero=ursa

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/101857627/matches?hero=meepo

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/362105790/matches?hero=sand-king

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/362105790/matches?hero=arc-warden

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/145989100/matches?hero=arc-warden

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/145989100/matches?hero=sand-king

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/264379552/matches?hero=anti-mage

i disagree, those are some of my accs (i don't own some of them anymore).

skill's my bitch.

since i've answered your quote, you can also try answering mine:

'' if you can't carry low mmr players, how do you expect to carry 6k+ players"

Minimal conditions to be a booster in an organisation is to have 5600 + mmr. Cookie doesnt even have such digits

calibrate my account please

actually usually it's 6k+ for boosters,

but to be honest a 3k can be a booster, if he only boosts in 1-2k mmr

and i've been 5.5+

teach arc warden plez

One does not simply teach how to arc.

Jk, if you want to get coaching you can msg me on facebook.

I will give free coaching to those who are highly logical/intelligent, so i know that MY time isnt waisted.

For those who arent that bright, they can pay by the hour.

One does not simply read a sentence such as this, without imagining the picture of the meme itself

i can calibrate ur account if u want

Oh what's your Facebook so i can get a lecture or free coaching :) i do really need one