I sexually Identify as a Groub B rally car. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of powersliding at 70 kph around corners and running flatout on gravel straightaways. People say to me that a person being a Group B rally car is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having Prodrive install a turbocharger on my nose for the intake and from the ass for my exhaust to reach 500hp at max revs, and professional standard suspension kits and brakes to qualify under FIA regulations. From now on I want you guys to call me "Audi Quattro S1" and respect my right to throw rocks at spectators with my fast spinning wheels and shoot flames through my exhaust with my anti lag system. If you can't accept me you're a ricer plebian and need to check your modifying privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
race you what
i just finished mega man 2 and now im playing 5, such a huge difference in the robot masters weapons
5's weapons are crappy rofl
Mine
FUUUUUUUCK
...oh.
Lol i tried to post some shit. Fuck.
huehuehue mag boy got banned
Be a good boy, or I'll post furshit instead of him.
futshit banned feelsgudman
He also asked if mashiro wants to indulge in a sexual intercourse with him.
mods, ban another one here asap
Lmao I feel like all the furries from ayy lmao came here
NOOOOOOOOO
anyone wanna play? I have to convert my charm into treasure!! Want a sure win!!
^ ur looking for the wrong squad fam we meme all day in party memer
This isn't the sure win tryhard 5 stack club, this is the seacrekt shitfest meme club
bws did u somehow change the password?
NO I did not at all
nobody else has access to my account after I changed my password a day before my account got VACed
Yo any tips on how to get into salzas pants?
Hi Daddy wanna race to 1k
thats why, deym csgo cheater
Fucks sake i cant play. I really want to but i cant.
owh its cuz i added "y" in the ID, nvm i still need this for memes XD
Maybe by the end of june.
You can change the pass once I got my phone back
Best case scenario, I get it on wednesday
Worst case? next 2 weeks
Change the fucking profile pic so people won't think its me
Also don't ruin my already meme sniper stats pls
predict my item build kappa
u mean u want me to lose with him?
btw wtf ur ID all games i forced to play 1v9, feels like 1ks on my team and 3ks on enemy team
Tbh i really want to be in someones pants but i dont know how
Someone female
Female? Pff.
Inside ur pants
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Fuck me
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only thing fucking you atm is formatting bruh
There is an enormous surprise awaiting you in my pants.
an enormous disappointment
Depends on your preferences.
I've been cucked help
what are u cucks up to
I feel sad for raj
Every time I jerk I feel bad cuz I don't get puss
Who needs a pussу when you have oblivion?
I sexually Identify as a Groub B rally car. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of powersliding at 70 kph around corners and running flatout on gravel straightaways. People say to me that a person being a Group B rally car is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having Prodrive install a turbocharger on my nose for the intake and from the ass for my exhaust to reach 500hp at max revs, and professional standard suspension kits and brakes to qualify under FIA regulations. From now on I want you guys to call me "Audi Quattro S1" and respect my right to throw rocks at spectators with my fast spinning wheels and shoot flames through my exhaust with my anti lag system. If you can't accept me you're a ricer plebian and need to check your modifying privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Will I get banned for posting porn?
It's fine bruh. We are all virgins here in dotabuff. We all got cucked by the oppostite sex and now we're sad young adults jerking our cock.
My biggest problem is that I think I can get to know a grill only to end up friendzoned
You are banned if a mod wants to ban you, not because you posted something, it's already've been stated by them.
actually