General DiscussionDota Jokes

Spirit breaker had a greater bash?

My mmr

Ye.
I gave my gf an orchid on her birthday.
She was speechless.

Why does nobody like Tiny Players?

They just throw the whole game.

Why Kunkka shocked when he see spectre?

Cuz he didnt xspectre lul

What do you call a great Axe player?

Axecellent

What do you call an Axe that feeds?

Snaxe

Where does spirit breaker go to pee???
THE BARATHRUM

Lina is red
CM is blue
Don't take my farm
Cyka fuck you

Q: Whats the river's name in dota?
A: I'm pretty sure it's The River F4g. I've been told I few times 'don't cross the river f4g'

What's Tidehunter's least favourite game?
Command and Kunkka

What is Tinker's favourite month? march March MARCH!

Why does Luna hate Venomancer? Cause he always tries to Poison Nova!

Who did Faceless Void thank when he carried the game? His MoM and DaeD

What does puck says when she get doomed by Lucifer?
"fuck."

What do you call a tired Axe?

AXEhausted

What should he do so he won't be tired?

RelAXE

This is not a dota joke in particular, but when my dad left me 3500 RSD (local currency) to pay omething, I was like, "cool dad, that's my desolator". I just woke up so I didn't exactly say that ironically.

fun thread keep em coming

How many wards are there in a game of dota?

none, cause everyone pick carry

y got NOOB people in dota....cuz they dont kNOw how to buy OBserver ward..NOOB

Why do americans suck at dota? Because they dont defend their towers.
Why are germans good at dota? Because they have expirience in cleaning Camps.

Why is kunkka a pirate

because he torrents

Why was the lord of avernus kicked out of mafia?

Because he was a bad don.

Why did Axe check his phone? Because he missed a call

i swear i read this all at reddit two years ago

your mom is so fat, even doom could not devour her

What do you call it when venge swaps drow? An orgy, because invoker came.

your playstyle

^savagery beyond reason

Hartzfear the best ones

Why does Axe love war?

It makes him feel AXEcited

Bws savage

Why does KoTL of the Light have good memory?

He's good at recalling things

lmao bws. fuck bro

hartz savage af too

hahaha savage af

im pretty ssure alrd read few of it in the old dota sites

Yo mama so fat she has echo slam on autocast every time she takes a step

Yo mama so fat she starts the game with 500 stacks of flesh heap

Why is it easy to carry a game after a prediction?
Because its in the bag

What do u call a pa with multiple pt's?
MoreTreads.

What do u get when lion hex and cm frostbites at the same time?
IceFrog

Why doesn't Eminem play support?
He opens his mouth but the wards won't come out

Why is am enemies with everyone?
Because friendship is magic

How did dp lose weight?
She exorcised.

For what did SB receive a Nobel prize?
He created space.

What do u call a robotic syllabear?
Lone droid.

Why don't Argentines buy salves?
They prefer tangoes.

How does a carry ask a support to dance?
Tango pls

Why can't fv support?
His vision sucks

What is sb's favorite item?
Moooooooooooooooooon shard.

What's witchdoctors email?
Oohlook@it.go

Why is iPhone tinys favorite phone?
It has iOS inside

I called tech support because armlet toggle wasn't working
They asked if I tryed turning it on and off again

Who is the best support?
James Bond, because he is 007

@Meed&Fid

Predick my memer/ how to get vhs thread lil shitters are the true jokers of dota.

Lol so true

How does a Radience keep people's eyes open?
It prevents them from blinking.

Why did Axe check his mailbox? Because he got a package.

Why did mirana cross the river?

Because she's a hippo-potm-us.

holy fucking hell youre right

i unconsciously assumed chen was chinese for some reason

i always wondered why his voice didnt fit being a chinese guy

Why are you normal skill?

Cuz ur 2k

Why are u not 4k?

cuz u suck so bad

I am assuming bws said something about chen being black and stealing stuff, but apparently that's a very racist thing to say despite it obviously being a light hearted joke.