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General DiscussionI need professional halp

I need professional halp in General Discussion
Giff me Wingman

    Pls halp. Is there any cure?

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      death to all 4k meepo pickers

      BoJack

        whts up m8

        EmotionalDrift

          Sorry sir, theres no hope xD

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          Nile

            You need a prostate exam.

            robert

              There is no cure for Dota cancer bruh.

              Giff me Wingman

                At night when I sleep I only see meepos.
                When I go to the toilet it's like I shit aghanims.
                When I eat it's like I see 5 Meepo faces grinning at me.

                ImagineDodong

                  You have deep psychological problems man you can't cure it hahaha.

                  You are progressing deep into insanity.

                  Giff me Wingman

                    Did i ever tell you.... the definition...of insanity?

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                    faw

                      i dont think theres a cure for autism

                      ImagineDodong

                        @Danishblunt no you haven't told me ;D, but I'm pretty sure you're going in that direction hahaha.

                        Giff me Wingman

                          Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way...

                          [Punches crate aside violently. His agitation towards the player character is visibly growing]

                          Vaas: ... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?

                          Time-

                            yea i had same problem bro and it was when i use spectre and spam her alot on my main acc a few patch ago and when i sleep always saw spectre .spectre here spectre there spectre everywhere

                            and i try some movie and tv show and didnt ply at night time . iam ok now spectre finally leave me alone :D u should try it too.

                            attila

                              wish I could dream of tinker probing my ass KappaPride

                              ImagineDodong

                                @end Ok this thread is going in a weirder direction and I'm gonna slowly back away.

                                Although I'm not gonna be judging you, anybody have the rights on they're own fetishes and fantasies.

                                Giff me Wingman

                                  LuL I've drawn the weird place of dotabuff here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)