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    meteor hammer

      whats with carry players not being able to get farm while im fucking the enemy team in the asshole

      legit stood in this guys lane and fired missiles until the wr left

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      DC.MASON

        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3262704382
        razor flames me for losing mid (false) and shows me his carry skills from freefarm lane by buying phase vanguard blademail agh and ending up with 318 gpm

        oh and guess who i got in team next game

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        Totentanz to The King: M ...

          I go 1v3 mid and still this happens.
          https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3262044411
          And the next game I have to play with a jungle BB and despite me going 1v3 (again), TA gets a 12 min deso and Luna gets freefarm.
          https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3262126818
          These were the last Int ranked games for me probably.

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            i played this game
            https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3258596768
            i won it

            i played this game
            https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3257792906
            i lost it

            fucking gay-ben forced 50% gg

            faw

              BEN I SA HOE

              DC.MASON

                https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3262793728
                against all odds

                bh was afk with sage mask and 8 clarities for the whole mid game

                jo~

                  eu blackxargon

                  DC.MASON

                    no way

                    DC.MASON

                      im not making 4 paragraphs long guides on how to win in 4k after i win twice in a row with one hero

                      jo~

                        is cuckie simply a 5k blackxargon? :thinking:

                        DC.MASON

                          i promised myself to not flame cookie for an indefinite amount of time after he watched one of my replays on his own

                          DC.MASON

                            completely winnable game

                            please notice how noone in the enemy team ever does this even when they're losing while i get this kind of people twice in a day

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                            DC.MASON


                              aand guess what apparently afking bounty hunter who ruins the game on purpose and gets carried isn't enough to receive low prio

                              DC.MASON

                                https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3263148655
                                no offlaner and venge randomly decides to.. random and dual mid with me

                                little they know im blessed by spunki and ywn believes in me

                                practice

                                  Lina mid buys back couple times to speed up her farming speed

                                  https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3263106918

                                  DC.MASON

                                    cancer

                                      @utaha-senpai kato best girl fight me now

                                      DC.MASON

                                        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3264315534
                                        can someone explain to me how does antimage lose lane to shaker to the point that he has 3 items in 35 minutes of farming

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                                          ure welcome

                                          Jacked

                                            LMAO mental orgasm. fuck that guy is enlightened. but its also really sad if its true

                                            Snu

                                              Picked Anti Mage and Invoker on the same team. From what I understand, both are carries who don't really carry until after 25 minutes (after having relevant items). Winning that game would require some serious split pushing, space creating (sacrificing a death for 2 minutes of ff for someone), and just straight up delaying the game. Kinda hard to do against a Lycan + Jugg anyways.
                                              Maybe picking something a little more relevant early game woulda helped. But wudoino.

                                              DC.MASON

                                                well he lastpicked am
                                                what do i do about that except trying to talk him out of it (which i did)

                                                ure welcome


                                                i understand that shakers super cancer against melees but antimage..?

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                                                DC.MASON

                                                  ruiners in enemy team for the first time after 50 games good job valve
                                                  https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3264791583

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                                                    u realize noones gonna trade hits with am especially when ure an offlaner and playing catch or afking in trees till u get 2x totem isnt a problem for u unlike for am who is also supposed to get lasthits

                                                    DC.MASON

                                                      if rubick or bh appear on the lane once then he just loses all of his mana doesnt he
                                                      even if he loses the lane then how does he die 8 times and have 3 items in endgame

                                                      nevertheless i count that game as "not having ruiner in team"

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                                                        nevertheless i count that game as "not having ruiner in team"

                                                        how generous

                                                        do u count ruiners in enemy team too?
                                                        oh wait i forgot
                                                        u can't

                                                        Héḱmō

                                                          https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3265089325
                                                          soo i got a match with a LS jungle that afk jungled all game and refused to buy HH, a drow that only splitpushed, and all other lanes but mine got destroyed early by a roaming sk / lc offlane, i have to buy like 15 wards because my supp is too dumb and refuses to buy wards early instead flames the LS and stands around
                                                          pretty sure arin would call gg and tilt
                                                          but i still won even though im a delusional "my team holds me back" smurf :)
                                                          my enchant match:
                                                          crying solo off ES that dies non stop, a BB with no impact that runs around and spam-pings the map everytime he dies somewhere on the other side of the map (bb pos 1 btw)...
                                                          every second match is like this yet i havent lost a game for a good time
                                                          :thinking:

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                                                          DC.MASON

                                                            https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3266009187
                                                            whoopsies

                                                            vokers so broken i just ran around and threw icewalls with tornadoes on everyone and ursa just killed everything despite my feeding

                                                            pretty sure arin would call gg and tilt

                                                            correct
                                                            i would keep playing though

                                                            Bungmangler

                                                              Here ya go ARIN: https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3267641368

                                                              I get these two jackasses who decide to feed fb, " I'm practicing on Invoker" So those two decide to go offlane duo pudge and invoker against the enemy trilane. Min 8 troll warlord is godlike.

                                                              The sad thing? These two clowns were trying. They would oddly communicate over mic " Guys are we going to defend our bottom T1 ??" after then raxed our toplane 15 mins. "NO invoker, no we are not you mother Ducking shiit stain" I replied.
                                                              Normally I don't tilt but these two just brought the rage right out of me. Party MMR in solo, and this guy is practicing invoker.

                                                              I knew I was in for a bad time after I picked 1st when I checked this offlane invokers DB and found his buddy pudge and him had a 33% WR together. FUN FACT!!! Apparently you can be carried 33% of your games. These guys played like 1k shitlords who honestly had no idea what was going on. Pudge was lvl 6 at min 18. Amazing. now I'm sure your all like " man this guy is just toxic" nope.
                                                              my BS is 9972. There you have it folks, BS means nothing.

                                                              lol, just lol man.

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                                                              DC.MASON

                                                                tick solo q only in advanced options

                                                                i can kinda understand practicing heroes but overly positive and positive people who try to cover up being 0 10 and then try to gather entire team against you when you say something against him since you're obviously in wrong when he's so nice and positive player

                                                                or theres other kind of specimen who are like really positive and very active in chat during pick phase and first 5 mins of the game until one thing goes wrong and he starts flaming the shit out of everyone and destroys items

                                                                BROKEassNIGGA

                                                                  reading this post make me thinking if i really want to climb from 1k dude its look like the same shit i have over here is on every single bracket

                                                                  DC.MASON

                                                                    i dont understand how someone unironically calibrates below 2k

                                                                    Coroner

                                                                      Looks like weebtard is on winstreak. Would be shame if Gaben intentionally puts some paid MMR killers in his game

                                                                      DC.MASON

                                                                        kinda suprising since i deserved a loss in both games to be honest

                                                                        playing with 4 hour sleep is not good even though you don't feel anything strange

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                                                                        BROKEassNIGGA

                                                                          ywn i calibrated the moment i got my foot at lvl13 back on the days lol
                                                                          btw i just won a game were my team clockwork keept on afk jungle / feeding blood thirst
                                                                          https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3268803500

                                                                          BROKEassNIGGA

                                                                            ok ywn i agree with u there's cancer players in dota https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3268922114
                                                                            tried to convince him either to get bkb or at least early raindrops to sustain in lane he flamed me and end up feeding
                                                                            dammit just dammit.

                                                                            Bungmangler

                                                                              Thanks man, I forgot about that option to make sure I don't get party in solo.

                                                                              DC.MASON


                                                                                "mid or afk"
                                                                                "you chose to have -25"
                                                                                afk jungles, buys midas, destroys it and feeds
                                                                                zeus decides that the game is unwinnable before enemy reaches hg while he could've easily defend it with me and afks at fountain

                                                                                meteor hammer

                                                                                  if there is any game where you would buy 2 hearts, please do not pick antimage

                                                                                  bearcat0611

                                                                                    he died 6 times as much as you. He clearly needed that extra health to survive.

                                                                                    meteor hammer

                                                                                      he shouldve bought 3 butterflies so he could be as survivable as me :thinking:

                                                                                      Quartermistress

                                                                                        Are you on dotafire?

                                                                                        meteor hammer

                                                                                          me? no

                                                                                          Väinämöinen

                                                                                            yeah i guess in int ranked many games are unwinnable. when you have to play sb roaming as highest mmr, some dude randoms tiny and has lower lvl then your roaming sb 15 minutes into the game, your mid second picks invo (43% winrate) its im to call GG
                                                                                            and of the invo leaves the lane empty for like 5 minutes trying to gank lanes, and suddenly the PA is 4 lvls ahead of anyone

                                                                                            https://de.dotabuff.com/matches/3272917027
                                                                                            or this game where even after 50 minutes of telling NP and Ember to jump on sniper to stop him from dealing damage from the back their small brains forget it as soon as some fight starts

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                                                                                            meteor hammer

                                                                                              have u tried being pa

                                                                                              faw

                                                                                                nice ruiner on sb

                                                                                                Chiwa

                                                                                                  First pick mid to win every game . Thanks me later

                                                                                                  jo~

                                                                                                    i fp roaming sb in 4k avg games with no problem

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                                                                                                    Jacked

                                                                                                      i feel like this thread has become an AA meeting for the MMR grieved