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puss1kisser

    WHO OF THE BEST PLAYERS WANTS TO LEARN ME, HOW TO PLAY?

    eXcel

      I can teach you English instead.

      谐儿 Xie Er

        ASDASDASDSAD XD kappa

        Sygma zxc ghoul 2y.o dead...

          eXcel does coaching for 10$/hour IIRC

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          kuci

            In soviet best players learn from u

            kuci

              Holy shit excel immortal already? xD

              谐儿 Xie Er

                Excel is this famous ? xd

                Sygma zxc ghoul 2y.o dead...

                  ^It's Jesus 4.0 show respect plz

                  SirIronSights

                    i can learn you how to play as a pro:
                    step 1: be herald or guardian rank
                    step 2: lose match? -------> flame team
                    step 3: win match against high mmr players? ---------> complain about how broken the mmr system is and demand at least immortal 5.
                    step 4: lose lane against a better player? ----------> report for acc lifting
                    step 5: someone takes your lane? --------> walk down middle or go lc jungle midas
                    step 6: then rage at the guy that stole your lane and tell everyone to report him
                    step 7: talk loudly in your mic, doesnt work on people that can only hear 10%
                    step 8: talk russian, or any language that isnt english
                    step 9: go on trilane -------> still lose trilane
                    step 10: go to reddit and make a thread about how you belong in 6k mmr.

                    谐儿 Xie Er

                      or Post in the forum and tell how people in your bracket suck and you deserve a lot more XD

                      puss1kisser

                        I read your comments and understood that you are stupid, I think I expected too much from this forum. dumb player can't teach play

                        Sygma zxc ghoul 2y.o dead...

                          WHO OF THE BEST PLAYERS WANTS TO LEARN ME, HOW TO PLAY?

                          dumb player can't teach play

                          ==>
                          I can teach you English instead.

                          I think I expected too much from this forum

                          I think you should read the following thread to adapt your expectation : https://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2018-12-15-playing-to-win-in-3k-gets-you-reported-

                          eXcel

                            @OP,

                            The thing is, if you genuinely want coaching we can discuss that. However, you made a thread in which your first post is in all caps in poorly written English and it's difficult to decipher if you're looking for normal coaching, in which the coach should expect something in return for their service, or if you're being an entitled ragebaby who expects, in your words, one of THE BEST PLAYERS to give up their time for free in order for your entitled ass to improve?

                            Your subsequent post then low-key insults pretty much everyone in the forum, saying you expected more from the forum when all you've really done is shown yourself to be an entitled brat?

                            Come on bro, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, use your words to let us know what you're offering in return for coaching and I'm sure you'll get some willing people.

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                            eXcel

                              eXcel does coaching for 10$/hour IIRC

                              I'd do it for serious gratitude. The price is not important I just don't want to attract entitled cry babies like the OP comes across as.

                              Holy shit excel immortal already? xD

                              I turned off match sharing, I actually won like 80% of my solo queues over the last two weeks or so, road to top 1000.

                              Excel is this famous ? xd

                              No I just spend too much time lurking around here.

                              谐儿 Xie Er

                                Pretty sure he understood 1% about what you said .

                                Sygma zxc ghoul 2y.o dead...

                                  Come on bro

                                  he understood

                                  Btw put OP's name on google traduction with the detect language option xD

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                                  eXcel

                                    I am sorry Alice.