An open letter to D&D on DESTROYING the REALISM of THEON GREYJOY'S STORY ARCH
Dear DeeDee & [get out of my labora]Dory,
I can't believe you monsters think so little of the fandom. I can't believe you had all that time, and all those reasources at your command, and you somehow NEVER MANAGED to tell us, the loyal audiences, your literal creative shareholders the most important thing about Theon Greyjoy:
HOW. THE. FUCK. DOES. THEON. DO. THE. PEE.
It's a huge plot hole (and pee hole) that we're supposed to sit here and ignore? Just sit here believing that Theon just never peed again?
I want to know about the pain of it. About how he almost got sepsis from the flesh wound that he had to continuously pee through. I want to know about the cloth used for his adult diaper, and it better be geographically appropriate as linen was not readily available in The North during the Bolton's reign. I want to know about the UTIs had, and how Maester Wolkan treated them with herbs and salves. There's so much lore to it, and here we are. Again. In the dark.
Most importantly how could he prove he is a boy to Gendry if he has no cock to whip out and take a piss? Gendry and Theon were in the same place for once, and D&D never used this opportunity once to show us how it worked. I know about Show Not Tell because my brother's cousin read Save The Cat once.
Instead we just got stupid scenes of Gendry building a weapon that literally made no difference (it would have made a difference if she realistically killed a dragon, but also died because no plot armor.) And Theon eating soup with Sansa, which is ridiculous because why would he eat soup if we don't know how he would pee it out. It's all just so frustrating.
How could D&D leave this huge question unanswered, effectively butchering the realism of Theon's character Arc.
I await your reply on bated breath, and intend legal action if I hear no reply.
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im a tall lad lads
my shoe size is EU 46, US 11.5 or 12
what is yours?
47 and u know what they say about big feet :smirk:
my ultra boost are 46 2/3
ultra boosts?
i declare the revolution successful, this thread is now the new ayy lmao
hail florian
everybody gets a free pair of ultraboosts
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This page is actually tolerable, well done comrades.
An open letter to D&D on DESTROYING the REALISM of THEON GREYJOY'S STORY ARCH
Dear DeeDee & [get out of my labora]Dory,
I can't believe you monsters think so little of the fandom. I can't believe you had all that time, and all those reasources at your command, and you somehow NEVER MANAGED to tell us, the loyal audiences, your literal creative shareholders the most important thing about Theon Greyjoy:
HOW. THE. FUCK. DOES. THEON. DO. THE. PEE.
It's a huge plot hole (and pee hole) that we're supposed to sit here and ignore? Just sit here believing that Theon just never peed again?
I want to know about the pain of it. About how he almost got sepsis from the flesh wound that he had to continuously pee through. I want to know about the cloth used for his adult diaper, and it better be geographically appropriate as linen was not readily available in The North during the Bolton's reign. I want to know about the UTIs had, and how Maester Wolkan treated them with herbs and salves. There's so much lore to it, and here we are. Again. In the dark.
Most importantly how could he prove he is a boy to Gendry if he has no cock to whip out and take a piss? Gendry and Theon were in the same place for once, and D&D never used this opportunity once to show us how it worked. I know about Show Not Tell because my brother's cousin read Save The Cat once.
Instead we just got stupid scenes of Gendry building a weapon that literally made no difference (it would have made a difference if she realistically killed a dragon, but also died because no plot armor.) And Theon eating soup with Sansa, which is ridiculous because why would he eat soup if we don't know how he would pee it out. It's all just so frustrating.
How could D&D leave this huge question unanswered, effectively butchering the realism of Theon's character Arc.
I await your reply on bated breath, and intend legal action if I hear no reply.
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What about my feet tho parmaviolatte
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big boy shit
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did u like me feet tho :s
I honestly got so jebaited but idk what i was expecting from a youtube vid so whatever im a clown
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Ngl but as soon as I see anyone post something with the green frog man I just presume they have crippling autism and/or are an incel
your presumption is not very far off
no, u
pee pee the frog
Seeing how long ago some of these posts were make me realise my life is hollow and time flies cause I do literally nothing ayy
amen
word
One of us
Finally got my trashcan badge
trashcan weeb
i got trashcan first before bluestar
Nvm got my bluestar now
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